#WHATSHOULDWECALLMEOWTH

At a football game

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:36:32 -0400

Everyone else is like:

I’m like:

Funny story: I didn’t learn how football worked until I came to college and my friends explained it to me IN TERMS OF POKEMON.

When I put my formal/business clothes on

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 18:18:50 -0400

I feel like

When I come home after a midterm/final

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 11:44:38 -0400

When the theater majors come to my engineering dorm

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 22:26:01 -0400

When I Realize I have an opening shift at work

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:16:20 -0400

When I wake up

Thu, 31 May 2012 18:47:27 -0400

If it’s a weekend

If it’s a weekday

When people talk about how much free time they have

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:54:52 -0400

I’m like:

Taking the stairs

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:20:34 -0400

When my boyfriend picks me up

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:17:59 -0400

He’s a member of the sack-o-potatoes school of thought

When someone sits in my chair

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:05:00 -0400

I’m like

ON DILLO DAY

Sat, 26 May 2012 10:01:00 -0400

(For the non-Northwestern crowd: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillo_Day)

When I go shopping with my mom

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:09:08 -0400

I’m like

She’s like

When I try to make friends

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:45:49 -0400

I’m like

And they’re like

When I go out

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:38:47 -0400

I feel like

Even if I look like

When I watch horror films

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:58:57 -0400

Or the Blink episode of Doctor Who

When I try to poker face

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:53:00 -0400

When I'm talking to someone I don't like

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:01:00 -0400

On the outside I’m like

On the inside I’m like

Every time I put on sunglasses

Mon, 21 May 2012 13:59:00 -0400

When a guy creeps on me

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:10:00 -0400

What he thinks he’s doing:

What he’s actually doing:

When I'm fighting someone

Sun, 20 May 2012 14:20:07 -0400