November 2012
1 post
At a football game
Everyone else is like: I’m like: Funny story: I didn’t learn how football worked until I came to college and my friends explained it to me IN TERMS OF POKEMON. 
Nov 3rd
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June 2012
4 posts
When I put my formal/business clothes on
I feel like
Jun 28th
3 tags
When I come home after a midterm/final
Jun 8th
4 notes
7 tags
When the theater majors come to my engineering...
Jun 6th
2 notes
3 tags
When I Realize I have an opening shift at work
Jun 3rd
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May 2012
24 posts
When I wake up
If it’s a weekend If it’s a weekday
May 31st
3 notes
2 tags
When people talk about how much free time they...
I’m like:
May 29th
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4 tags
Taking the stairs
May 29th
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When my boyfriend picks me up
He’s a member of the sack-o-potatoes school of thought
May 29th
6 tags
When someone sits in my chair
I’m like
May 27th
8 notes
7 tags
ON DILLO DAY
(For the non-Northwestern crowd: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillo_Day)
May 26th
5 tags
When I go shopping with my mom
I’m like She’s like
May 24th
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5 tags
When I try to make friends
I’m like And they’re like
May 23rd
4 notes
When I go out
I feel like Even if I look like
May 22nd
3 tags
When I watch horror films
Or the Blink episode of Doctor Who
May 22nd
4 tags
When I try to poker face
May 21st
2 notes
4 tags
When I'm talking to someone I don't like
On the outside I’m like On the inside I’m like
May 21st
1 note
3 tags
Every time I put on sunglasses
May 21st
7 tags
When a guy creeps on me
What he thinks he’s doing: What he’s actually doing:
May 20th
10 notes
When I'm fighting someone
May 20th
When my friend and I go to the gym
…I’m pikachu…
May 20th
4 tags
When a friend does something dumb
On the outside, I’m like But on the inside, I’m like
May 20th
16 notes
When someone tries to wake me up from my nap
At first I’m like Then I’m like Then I’m like 
May 20th
4 tags
When I have to give a speech
May 19th
4 tags
When someone follows my tumblr
Thanks to cosmicmewtwo, our first ever follower :)
May 19th
2 notes
4 tags
When non-science majors try to give me career...
I’m like:
May 19th
3 tags
Immediately after I have some alcohol
May 18th
1 note
6 tags
When I try to join the dance party
May 18th
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5 tags
When we came up with Whatshouldwecallmeowth
May 18th
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