#WHATSHOULDWECALLMEOWTH

At a football game

Everyone else is like:

I’m like:

Funny story: I didn’t learn how football worked until I came to college and my friends explained it to me IN TERMS OF POKEMON. 

When I put my formal/business clothes on

I feel like

When I come home after a midterm/final

When the theater majors come to my engineering dorm

When I Realize I have an opening shift at work

When I wake up

If it’s a weekend

If it’s a weekday

When people talk about how much free time they have

I’m like:

Taking the stairs

When my boyfriend picks me up

He’s a member of the sack-o-potatoes school of thought

When someone sits in my chair

I’m like